So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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