he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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