# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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