8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Screwed.edu
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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