Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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