At least make sure they are 18
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Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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