at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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