Dual....:-)
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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