BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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