They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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