Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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