Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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