why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Randomize
