We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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