Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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