everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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