we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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