would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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