what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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