he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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