from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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