I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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