She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He told me they were just razor bumps!
a search helicopter?!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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