there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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