hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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