we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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