Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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