Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you would pick up someone in the library
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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