It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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