My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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