I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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