By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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