You surviving the open bar?
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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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