we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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