she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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