On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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