just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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