my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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