CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im holly from the hills drunk
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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