dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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