wakey wakey hands off snakey
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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