remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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