I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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