Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Shame is for Republicans.
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