I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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