What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i just had sex bonerless
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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