Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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