guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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