I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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