yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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