good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i out mim tonsoeep
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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