Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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