OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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