Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i have two assholes
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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