VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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