Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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