I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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