and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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