I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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